Husband comes home drunk...

One of the funnier emails I got at work... enjoy

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party.

He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single
red rose!!


He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed!
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
So is the rest of the house.


He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him
in the bathroom mirror.

Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with
little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you
your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot
coffee and the morning newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son, what happened
last night?'


'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the
coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black
eye when you ran into the door.'
Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so
clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried
to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!!'

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the Right thing, at the Right time:
PRICELESS